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July 10

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 Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is
also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It
is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application"Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,

Tech Support
May 16

RAWR

GRAWRRRR


wtf sia. the haircutter cut my fringe away! T.T now my hair looks the same as everyone else.. not unique le. >.<

stupid salon scam my 23 dollars, i will never ever patronize YOUR SALON forever.


rawr.

May 11

MY BIRTHDAE P2


IT'S SUCH A MEMORABLE DAY TODAE!

i feel like writing a 1000 word essay on my birthdae lah LOL...

it started all with the FOM presentation, and i guess our group did pretty well. i kinda feel ashamed of myself cuz i noe cali and yu wei did most of the project.. >.< and after FOM presentation we went dwn to fc 6, and OMGsh i got a surprise lah! the girls got a cake and a present for me, it was a collar shirt! i luv it to bits can! guess they can reli read my mind... and the rest gave us the usual 'smack on the face with a cake' procedure, and we took many many pictures! after that we went for lectures blah blah blah...

soon, it was 4pm! we went to scan the fom presentation at the biz library, and i met yan li there! she gave me a card! haha her drawing super good sia!after that we went to fc 6 and started eating, and chatting about nei ge nei ge and nei ge nei ge nei ge LOL.. ah kun was confused by it but soon we accidently spilled the beans about it =X

soon it was 5pm and i met ivy, fiona and suhui and the foyer~ and they did something sweet! XD they ask me to get my bag and put it with them and go back to cali and fren's table so they could put a birthdae card in my bag! after that we took a mrt home~

a million thanks for all those who greeted me with birthdae wishes and surprises! this birthdae is by far the BEST birthdae i've ever received, and it will stay in my memories forever. XD

MY BIRTHDAE P1!

WHEEE!~

its 12.30 now and i hav 23hrs and 30 mins left to celebrate my birthdae! so glad that when the clock strikes 12 Suhui my partnerrr called me sia! was so surprise and happy when she wish me happy birthdae! cheryl and alicia sms me happy birthdae tooo, and cali, yuanfeng wei jie yu wei wish me happy birthdae on msn! ting fang and ivy tooo~ sooooo touched and happy sia!


reminisce says:
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY   I LOVE U BIT BIT LOVE YOU SO PLS BE HAPPY. and if u need a hug we'll always be here for u. because hugs are freeeeee so if u need we'll be there to provide. pls be happy my partner. because only that i will be happy! may ur dreams come true! you rock my life seriously. i count my self fortunate to have found u.
JUŃ Yi - stoned. says:
WAAAAAAAAAAA
JUŃ Yi - stoned. says:
u'll make me cry sia
JUŃ Yi - stoned. says:
LOL
reminisce says:
LOL. CRY ALDY RIGHT.
reminisce says:
eh im serious la



im so touched tt suhui said all this to me.. SUHUI! U'RE SUPER NICE CAN! *sobs* LOL... and yes i will treasure u ALOT ALOT ALOT! :P

and.... haha guess later i'll add another post for my birthdae ba! XD
April 26

mine?

everyone got their's.. where's mine?

im sick and tired of looking... it's just too troublesome. I may try to forget about it and focus on something else, but nevertheless it always pops up when i'm almost done forgetting it. Guess that's what it will do.. surprise! and its back again... can i wait for it? or should i start moving and settle this once and for all? how troublesome can it  be? i'll find one, yet it would end up being occupied. wait for it? No. find another? im already mentally tired. can't u just come to me?
April 22

personality test







You Are a White Flower






A white flower tends to represent purity, simple beauty, and modesty.

At times, you are dignified like a magnolia.

And at other times, you represent great ecstasy, like a white orchid.

And more than you wish, you're a little boastful, like a white hydrangea.




What Color Flower Are You?


April 21

my profile?

You want to be regarded as an exiting and interesting personality able to persuade others to comply with your beliefs and ideas. You are charming and able to influence other people who come into your sphere of influence. You like mental stimulation and you are the sort of person who is prepared to 'try anything once'. Your confidence is so much so that others are often swept away by your enthusiasm.

You are in need of rest, some peace and quiet. You feel the need to be close to that someone special, that someone who can give you that special consideration and unquestioning affection that you seek. If you don't find that 'special someone' and resolve your problems very soon, you are liable to become extremely introverted and cut yourself off from society.

You lack confidence and that is a great pity because deep down you are indeed a warm caring person. This lack of confidence is making you wary of being drawn into any open discussion or conflict and so you feel as if you should let matters lie and leave well alone. But there may be a pleasant surprise in store for you. You are beginning to grow and very soon - sooner than you believed possible - this warm loving new you will be available for all to see and to appreciate.

You are pretending that the situation around you doesn't matter, but the effort of trying to conceal your emotions and anxieties is resulting in untold stress. The existing situation is disagreeable. You feel unwanted and lonely and you would really like to associate with someone whose ideals are as high as your own. You want to be above the standard of mediocrity and this need to be needed and that need to need has almost become an obsession. You are trying to magnify the need into a compelling urge. You would really like to tell the world how great you are but no, you are holding back because you feel that your peers may treat you with contempt. This is a great pity because you have in fact a unique quality of character, but the continual restraint that you impose on yourself makes you suppress this need for others and you pretend you don't really care. You treat those who criticise you with contempt. However, to be honest, beneath this assumption of indifference you really long for the approval and esteem of others.

You are greatly impressed by individuality and have interest in people who have outstanding qualities. You try to imitate those people that you admire and their characteristics, hoping that you will be able to display similar qualities in your own personality.

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